I was maybe 8 or 10 at the time. Somewhere in there.

And I had one, and it was delicious. Probably should have had half, but no, I ate the whole damn thing.

And then I kinda felt woozy later, but my mom dismissed it as too much sweets. And so I went to bed on the little travel mattress in the floor of the drawing room, just off the main living room, where I was staying the night (gorgeous, big old house — I once dreamed I’d buy it back into the family someday, but I doubt that will ever happen).

And then, about a half hour after I went to bed, with almost no warning, I threw up, all over my pillow and bed and pajamas and hair.

I remember it vividly.

So, even now, 25-30 years later, I become slightly nauseous even looking at an eclair.

[And now, to wait for my mother to read this, and tell me how I’m remembering it all wrong.]

I love, love, love Kindle books and the iPad. Two great tastes that taste great together. However, the does seem to be a trend I've noticed with screenshot images in technical books. To be fair, this seems to be an issue from the publisher side of things, and not an endemic Kindle issue, as the Steve Jobs biography had wonderfully high-resolution images in the appendix to the book. Some publishers even do well with tech books.

But some publishers, perhaps under the assumption that the pics are just there to look pretty, crunch them all to hell so you can't tell what's going on. For instance, on this page in Real World Modo about the Shader Tree, the image, even in its zoomed, full-screen version, is simply too low-resolution to comprehend. I may have to actually pick up the dead tree version of this book, just so I can tell what the heck is going on.

Publishers, please get your heads out of your asses when it comes to digital books. I really want to go all-digital, I really do. I'd love to have my library in the palm of my hand. But crap like this, and prices for a few megabytes of bits that cost more than for Amazon to ship me a dead tree, are not helping your case. An ebook is still a book. Don't expect that just because I prefer information in digital form that I also prefer a sub-standard experience.

An experimental analysis of the song “Hit Me with Your Best Shot” by Pat Benatar, digitized from a 45 RPM vinyl single.

This experiment was entered into to find if sampling the vinyl disc at a higher rate (by slowing down the input to a digitizer at the same sample rate) and then resampling would result in a “cleaner” auditory experience, in much the same way that oversampling an image on a scanner and then down-sampling to the required size often results in a cleaner image.

The green line represents the song as recorded at 44.1KHz playing at 45 RPM from my Technics SL-BD20 turntable with a brand new cartridge and needle.

The magenta line represents the same setup, but with the turntable playing at 33 1/3 RPM. The resulting 44,100 Hz sample recording was then sped up to 59,535Hz to match the original 45 RPM speed and then resampled back to 44.1KHz.

To my ear, I was hard pressed to hear any difference between the two, except possibly a slight difference in the tone of the “pops” picked up by the stylus due to damaged or dirty vinyl. The difference in the roll-off on the high end could potentially be due to the RIAA EQ curve built into the turntable not operating at the correct frequencies. The other general slight shift in frequencies, I would attribute to either a mistake in my resampling calculations, or a discrepancy in my turntable’s stability at different speeds (quite likely).

I’m well aware that I’m likely coming to bad conclusions due to poor experiment design, lack of understanding of all factors involved, and poorly-functioning equipment, but still it had to be done. For SCIENCE!

Regardless of the experiment’s inadequacies, the results do not seem to support the original hypothesis. The upshot being, I couldn’t tell enough of a difference between the two digitizing methods to go through all of this rigamarole when digitizing my collection of 45s.

More than 5,000 of you nominated. More than 60,000 of you voted. And now the results are in. The winners of NPR’s Top 100 Science-Fiction and Fantasy survey are an intriguing mix of classic and contemporary titles.

I decided to look through and see what I’m missing. Surprisingly, I’ve read very few of these. I suspect that’s because the vast majority of my sci-fi ingestion is from TV and film sources. Still, here’s my meager progress (apologies for the incorrect title caps, but I copied the list from NPR and was too lazy to fix it):

• ✔ The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, by J.R.R. Tolkien
  Partial, I’ve read a few chapters of the first book, and decided it wasn’t for me.
• ✔ The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, by Douglas Adams
• ❏ Ender’s Game, by Orson Scott Card
• ✔ The Dune Chronicles, by Frank Herbert
• ❏ A Song Of Ice And Fire Series, by George R. R. Martin
• ✔ 1984, by George Orwell
• ✔ Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury
• ❏ The Foundation Trilogy, by Isaac Asimov
• ✔ Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley
• ✔ American Gods, by Neil Gaiman
• ✔ The Princess Bride, by William Goldman
• ❏ The Wheel Of Time Series, by Robert Jordan
• ✔ Animal Farm, by George Orwell
• ❏ Neuromancer, by William Gibson
• ✔ Watchmen, by Alan Moore
• ❏ I, Robot, by Isaac Asimov
• ✔ Stranger In A Strange Land, by Robert Heinlein
• ❏ The Kingkiller Chronicles, by Patrick Rothfuss
• ❏ Slaughterhouse-Five, by Kurt Vonnegut
• ✔ Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley
• ✔ Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?, by Philip K. Dick
• ❏ The Handmaid’s Tale, by Margaret Atwood
• ❏ The Dark Tower Series, by Stephen King
• ✔ 2001: A Space Odyssey, by Arthur C. Clarke
  Curious why this one only gets the first book of the series on the list and not the whole series as other do. Perhaps because of the way the book was written concurrently with the screenplay?
• ❏ The Stand, by Stephen King
• ✔ Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson
• ❏ The Martian Chronicles, by Ray Bradbury
• ❏ Cat’s Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut
• ❏ The Sandman Series, by Neil Gaiman
  I’ve read dribs and drabs of the comic here and there, but I want to start from the beginning with collected volumes at some point. Are these digital yet? I keep holding off because I’m trying not to buy any more dead trees if I can help it.
• ❏ A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess
• ✔ Starship Troopers, by Robert Heinlein
• ❏ Watership Down, by Richard Adams
• ❏ Dragonflight, by Anne McCaffrey
• ✔ The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, by Robert Heinlein
• ❏ A Canticle For Leibowitz, by Walter M. Miller
• ✔ The Time Machine, by H.G. Wells
• ✔ 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, by Jules Verne
• ❏ Flowers For Algernon, by Daniel Keys
• ✔ The War Of The Worlds, by H.G. Wells
• ❏ The Chronicles Of Amber, by Roger Zelazny
• ❏ The Belgariad, by David Eddings
• ❏ The Mists Of Avalon, by Marion Zimmer Bradley
• ❏ The Mistborn Series, by Brandon Sanderson
• ❏ Ringworld, by Larry Niven
• ❏ The Left Hand Of Darkness, by Ursula K. LeGuin
• ✔ The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien
  Not sure how to categorize this. I haven’t read it, but after trying a few times and failing to read both The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, I don’t think I’ll ever read it. Checking it off because I’ve made a decision not to read it.
• ❏ The Once And Future King, by T.H. White
• ✔ Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman
• ❏ Childhood’s End, by Arthur C. Clarke
• ❏ Contact, by Carl Sagan
  Love the movie, but ashamed to say I’ve never read the book. Putting it on my list.
• ✔ The Hyperion Cantos, by Dan Simmons
  Partial, I’ve read the first book. I do like it and look forward to reading the rest at some point.
• ✔ Stardust, by Neil Gaiman
• ✔ Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson
• ❏ World War Z, by Max Brooks
• ✔ The Last Unicorn, by Peter S. Beagle
  I’ve watched the movie a few times, and saw Peter S. Beagle talk about it in person at Otakon a couple of weeks ago — does that count?
• ❏ The Forever War, by Joe Haldeman
• ❏ Small Gods, by Terry Pratchett
• ❏ The Chronicles Of Thomas Covenant, The Unbeliever, by Stephen R. Donaldson
• ❏ The Vorkosigan Saga, by Lois McMaster Bujold
• ❏ Going Postal, by Terry Pratchett
• ❏ The Mote In God’s Eye, by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
• ❏ The Sword Of Truth, by Terry Goodkind
• ✔ The Road, by Cormac McCarthy
• ❏ Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, by Susanna Clarke
• ❏ I Am Legend, by Richard Matheson
• ❏ The Riftwar Saga, by Raymond E. Feist
• ❏ The Shannara Trilogy, by Terry Brooks
• ❏ The Conan The Barbarian Series, by R.E. Howard
• ❏ The Farseer Trilogy, by Robin Hobb
• ❏ The Time Traveler’s Wife, by Audrey Niffenegger
• ❏ The Way Of Kings, by Brandon Sanderson
• ❏ A Journey To The Center Of The Earth, by Jules Verne
• ❏ The Legend Of Drizzt Series, by R.A. Salvatore
• ❏ Old Man’s War, by John Scalzi
• ❏ The Diamond Age, by Neil Stephenson
  Not read this one yet, but it’s definitely on my list.
• ❏ Rendezvous With Rama, by Arthur C. Clarke
• ❏ The Kushiel’s Legacy Series, by Jacqueline Carey
• ❏ The Dispossessed, by Ursula K. LeGuin
• ❏ Something Wicked This Way Comes, by Ray Bradbury
• ✔ Wicked, by Gregory Maguire
• ❏ The Malazan Book Of The Fallen Series, by Steven Erikson
• ❏ The Eyre Affair, by Jasper Fforde
• ❏ The Culture Series, by Iain M. Banks
• ❏ The Crystal Cave, by Mary Stewart
• ❏ Anathem, by Neal Stephenson
• ❏ The Codex Alera Series, by Jim Butcher
• ❏ The Book Of The New Sun, by Gene Wolfe
• ✔ The Thrawn Trilogy, by Timothy Zahn
  That’s the Star Wars “Heir to the Empire” books, right? I read those as soon as they came out in the 90s.
• ❏ The Outlander Series, by Diana Gabaldan
• ❏ The Elric Saga, by Michael Moorcock
• ❏ The Illustrated Man, by Ray Bradbury
• ❏ Sunshine, by Robin McKinley
• ❏ A Fire Upon The Deep, by Vernor Vinge
• ❏ The Caves Of Steel, by Isaac Asimov
• ❏ The Mars Trilogy, by Kim Stanley Robinson
• ❏ Lucifer’s Hammer, by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
• ❏ Doomsday Book, by Connie Willis
• ❏ Perdido Street Station, by China Mieville
• ✔ The Xanth Series, by Piers Anthony
  Well, not every single one, but I bet I’ve read at least twenty of them over the years.
• ❏ The Space Trilogy, by C.S. Lewis

I guess I’ve always been more into SF than fantasy, and I never really got into the big sword and sorcery stuff, aside from Xanth, because well, the puns were funny, and the vague sexual innuendo appealed to 13-year-old me. For the life of me, I’ve tried to get into the Tolkein stuff, but like Infinite Jest, it seems destined to sit on my shelf forever, unread. I’ll probably never touch the George RR Martin stuff either, but my friend AAlgar recommends the new TV series based on it, and he hates everything, so maybe I’ll at least give the adaptation a go. Still, seems like a decent list to start filling in my gaps.

Stuff that I’d have added to this list:

• Pretty much anything by Robert A. Heinlein, especially Time Enough for Love.
• The Dark is Rising Sequence, by Susan Cooper. Despite the Americanized movie based on the series (which I admit I haven’t seen since the reviews were so uniformly horrid), the books are little fantasy coming-of-age/great-power-great-responsibility gems. To be honest, I have no idea how you’d Americanize the story at all, since it depends fairly heavily on the fact that people have been living in the British Isles since the stone age for its backstory.
• Gun with Occasional Music, by Jonathan Lethem.
• Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.
• Star Trek universe books •Spock’s World* and and The Wounded Sky, both by Diane Duane, and Federation, by Judith & Garfield Reeves-Stevens

Here is the entire list (with series broken out into separate books where appropriate) broken up into eight Amazon.com Listmania Lists!

• Part 1 — The Lord of the Rings to Watchmen
• Part 2 — I, Robot to Twenty Thousand Leagues under the Sea
• Part 3 — Flowers for Algernon to The Vorkosigan Saga
• Part 4 — The Vorkosigan Saga to The Conan The Barbarian Series
• Part 5 — The Conan The Barbarian Series to Wicked
• Part 6 — The Malazan Book Of The Fallen Series to The Outlander Series
• Part 7 — The Outlander Series to The Xanth Series
• Part 8 — The Xanth Series to Federation

A History of the World in 6 Glasses by Tom Standage
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Entertaining overview of a fun premise. A bit euro-centric (the history of the beverages is mostly discussed as they enter the history of Europe and, in Coke’s case, the USA, regardless of when they first came on the scene in a global context), but the origins of all of the beverages are at least covered in a cursory fashion. This seems meant as an entertaining narrative, and not a complete and exhaustive scholarly tome — you have to pick a point of view if you’re going to tell a story, and this one worked great.

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Related: looks like I have a big car repair bill coming. :(

Repairing MagSafe Connector

Anyone tried this? Any tips?