I’ve just been corrected: This is actually Day 6 of Apple Hype Watch…. Seems I missed one day of hype, and foolishly assumed that it all started on January 1st, even though I saw it with my own eyes on December 31st. Shame on me.
In any case, the real list is as follows:
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Day 5 of Apple Hype Watch: “Full speed ahead. Lust factor ten.” Okay, so yeah, beyond Sexbots.
Day 4 of Apple Hype Watch: “To go where no PC has gone before.” Starting to look like either wearable or snortable will be right. Okay, or maybe just portable. Or maybe Apple has beat Microsoft to the punch at bringing out a notepad/clipboard style Mac with an LCD screen you write on… or something.
Actually, I’m leaning toward Crazy Apple Rumors’ prediction that it’s either a relaunch of the iPod, or “beyond Sexbots.”
I feel a sudden urge to run to the nearest Apple Store, buy an iPod, and take tomorrow off. Must… resist… reality distortion field…
I wish it would snow already. Gloomy skies and butt-freezing temperatures just aren’t charming and magical without the snow.
New Apple hype: “It’s like a backstage pass to the future.” Who thinks this stuff up?
So, I hear that good ol’ Steve Jobs is planning something ex-trey special for his Macworld Expo keynote speech on Monday. Lots o’ hype, and superlatives galore. The rumor sites have been scrambling over each other’s carcasses to be the first to be embarrased by their complete and utter wrong-ness. Apple’s own web site has […]
