This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2003-07-21) and may contain inaccurate technical information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.
The Octodog Frankfurter Convertor
"The fun, simple and safer way to turn ordinary hot dogs into exciting to cook and super fun to eat... OCTODOGS!"
[Thanks to SimpleBits for the link.]