Well, looks like I've got a buyer for the Saturn (our friendly neighborhood Airborne Express-Man). He and his brother (who is, apparently, a Honda mechanic) hame by this afternoon, looked it over, took it for a spin around the parking lot, and said they'd be back for it tomorrow afternoon. And, now that I've spent the remainder of the day searching for (and finding!) the title for the little beast, looks like everything's a go.
What will I be driving now, you ask? Well, I'm finally taking over the car I "inherited" from my great uncle late last year: a 1999 Subaru Legacy Outback. This one's an automatic (the Saturn was a 5-speed manual), so even my wife can drive it! Huzzah!