This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2003-03-31) and may contain inaccurate technical information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.

EvitaThe Haiku Review™:

Every line, a new tune.

They sing because they have to.

Who watches this crap?

PG :: 1996 :: dir. Alan Parker :: ✭✭

Starring Madonna Ciccone, a lipsyncing Antonio Banderas, a singing Jonathan Pryce, and the disjointed works of "tunesmith" Andrew Lloyd Webber.

DVD features the movie, and probably a few other things that I didn't bother looking at.