This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2003-03-31) and may contain inaccurate technical information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.
The Haiku Review™:
Every line, a new tune.
They sing because they have to.
Who watches this crap?
:: 1996 :: dir. Alan Parker :: ✭✭
Starring Madonna Ciccone, a lipsyncing Antonio Banderas, a singing Jonathan Pryce, and the disjointed works of "tunesmith" Andrew Lloyd Webber.
DVD features the movie, and probably a few other things that I didn't bother looking at.