This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2003-04-21) and may contain inaccurate technical information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.
The Haiku Review™:
Behind the Penis!
More sexy? Impossible.
It's a long way down.
:: 1997 :: dir. Paul Thomas Anderson :: 
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds, Luis Guzm�n, Julianne Moore, Don Cheadle, Heather Graham, Philip Seymour Hoffman, William H. Macy and everyone's favorite porn editor, Ricky Jay.
DVD features color bars, director and cast commentaries, and a handy list of all the groovy songs in the film.