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The Haiku Review™:
Behind the Penis!
More sexy? Impossible.
It’s a long way down.
:: 1997 :: dir. Paul Thomas Anderson :: 
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Burt Reynolds, Luis Guzmán, Julianne Moore, Don Cheadle, Heather Graham, Philip Seymour Hoffman, William H. Macy and everyone’s favorite porn editor, Ricky Jay.
DVD features color bars, director and cast commentaries, and a handy list of all the groovy songs in the film.