I quit.

This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2003-07-03) and may contain inaccurate technical information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.

That's all. I quit.

[I have no earthly idea what the broken link was, or what the hell this was about. Left as a testament to my ineffable inscrutability. —Ed. 2015-08-14]