This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2003-07-10) and may contain inaccurate technical information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.

I heard this morning on WTOP that a study announced that both geniuses and criminals do their best work in their 30s, and both mainly to impress the opposite sex. So, it's comforting to know that my best days are ahead of me, but it begs the question— what about Criminal Geniuses? MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!!

It also begs the question, how come all of the cool little throwaway stories I hear on WTOP never seem to show up on their website?

UPDATE: I found what I think is the original article [link now hopelessly broken —Ed. 2015-08-14] on an Australian news site. It's not as comforting as I might have hoped... Apparently when I got married, my genius got turned off "like a tap." Well... bugger.