An Open Letter to George W.

An Open Letter to George W.
An Open Letter to George W.

Dear George,

Listening to your weekly radio address, I counted that you pronounced “nuclear” as “NUKE-U-LER” no less than eleven times.

I understand you supposedly stay with some of your vocal Texas-isms because you thinks it makes you seem more folksy and likable, but — goddammit man, you’re the President of the United States of America! Learn to say it right! “NUKE-LE-AR! NUKE-LEEEEE-AAAAAR!!!” I mean, really… because — you sound like an idiot.

All my best,
MB

PS: This Marriage Amendment thing really needs to stop, and soon, or else I’m going to finally lose all faith in not just the federal government, but quite possibly call into question the judgment of all supposedly rational beings in these United States.