This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2004-04-12) and may contain broken links, inaccurate information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.
I keep trying to find a silver lining in all this, and I guess it's this:
At least now, while I'm bowing to the porcelain god, I don't need someone else to hold my hair back.