Small Children + Outings = Fun for the Whole Family!

This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2004-12-01) and may contain inaccurate technical information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.

Oh, did I say "fun?" I meant "illness."

I haven't been online or talked to anyone (aside from a few fact-finding missions from the office) since late Sunday night now, because I have been seriously ill with whatever the rest of the family had last week. So many, many hours in front of the TiVo have been called for, and as a bonus, I am now waking up in the middle of the night feeling like I've just won a pig-greasing contest.

I love my kids to pieces, but I sure as hell wish I could seal them in plastic bubbles at the first sign of sickness. I'd be fun! They could roll around the house like gerbils!