This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2007-02-15) and may contain inaccurate technical information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.
No joke. I believe it is now a statute in 43 states. Of course, you may love the leo-hair instead, as an option. Unfortunately, neither Alex nor Scott are eligible for substitution.
Thanks be to the Urban Ape for this spectacular new universal version of Thumbscrew. [Thumbscrew has been discontinued —ed. 2015-08-15]