This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2007-02-17) and may contain inaccurate technical information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.
I was going to buy a new t-shirt with this design, because I used to have one that I loved for all of a day, and then the first time it got washed it shrunk beyond fitting. (Darn close-cut American Apparel shirts.) So rather than wasting money on a new one, I post one here, in memoriam.