Bettering the Lot of Man Through My Own Initiative

This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2008-05-10) and may contain inaccurate technical information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.

Found in my massively backlogged inbox:

> Dear Benefactor Of 2007 Masonry Grant,
> The Freemason society under the jurisdiction of the all Seeing Eye, Master Nicholas Brenner has after series of secret deliberations selected you to be a beneficiary of our 2007 foundation laying grants.
> These grants are issued every year around the world in accordance with the objective of the Freemasons as stated by Thomas Paine in 1808 which is to ensure the continuous freedom of man and to enhance mans living conditions.
> We will also advice that these funds which amount to USD2.5million be used to better the lot of man through your own initiative.
> Barr. Adams Hudson
> Member Freemason society of Bournemouth
> Grand Lodge Office Co-Secretary