This post was published more than a few years ago (on 2014-06-04) and may contain inaccurate technical information, outmoded thoughts, or cringe takes. Proceed at your own risk.
I realize this is a very Southern Maryland-centric request, but does anyone out there possibly have an audio or video recording of the ads for the supermarket McKay's Food Store with their crazy earworm of a jingle? Extra bonus points if you come up with the late-80s/early-90s TV ad with jingle that consists entirely of grocery employees nodding in slow motion at customers, and shaking their hands.
The song:
It always pays to shop at McKay's,
Where quality is discount every day!
To you and your family,
We give you this guarantee,
It always pays to shop at McKay's!
...McKay's Food Store!