The Haiku Review?:
She says he loves her.
What’s his side of the story?
Hearts are for crushing.
:: 2002 :: dir. Laetitia Colombani :: 
Starring "that chick from Amélie" Audrey Tautou, Samuel Le Bihan, Isabelle Carré and Clément Sibony.
Just enjoying the pleasure of finally being able to log into my blog with Safari. Pay me no mind.
Whatever real or imagined misgivings I had about the Mac back on April 1st, Apple’s NAB announcements have me floored. They’ve got new versions of all their Pro Film/Video apps: Final Cut Pro 4, DVD Studio Pro 2 (both of which come with a great new app called Compressor), and Shake 3. All of them have a b[oa]tload incredible new features and advances. I am totally psyched!
That wasn’t too much was it? I don’t want to sound like Apple’s lap dog.
No, no. That was fine.
So, I’ve been rethinking this whole computer platform thing. Who cares if the Mac is based on a better operating system?… I need speed. Intel chips are running at two to three times the MHz speed of the Motorola chips that power my G4 Mac, and even Adobe has announced that they prefer PCs for […]
The Haiku Review™:
Every line, a new tune.
They sing because they have to.
Who watches this crap?
:: 1996 :: dir. Alan Parker :: ✭✭
Starring Madonna Ciccone, a lipsyncing Antonio Banderas, a singing Jonathan Pryce, and the disjointed works of "tunesmith" Andrew Lloyd Webber.
DVD features the movie, and probably a few other things that I didn’t bother looking at.
The Haiku Review…:
Touch too much screwball,
Cast makes me laugh and then think,
De Palma redeemed.
:: 1990 :: dir. Brian De Palma ::
Starring Tom Hanks, Melanie Griffith, Kim Catrall, Morgan Freeman, Saul Rubinek, a "Reverend" character who is obviously based on Al "I’m runnin’ for President!" Sharpton, and a very convincingly drunk Bruce Willis.
DVD features include things like sound and picture. And a menu background still featuring Melanie Griffith’s cleavage.
A few of my colleages are exhibiting signs of the start of serious spring allergies, and I am reminded that I was once too a sufferer. That is, until a couple of years ago— I gave up drinking milk and having it in cereal. I still use it here and there for baking, but no […]
